February 2010
STUPID
jmelv:
why do some people make their default FACEBOOK a picture of a celebrity. We know that its not you, your friends know its not you, and you do not look like them, not matter what you might think. Let’s be real here.
Girl, it’s doppelganger week on Facebook.
While I have not participated in this, many people are posting celebrities they are believed to look like.
If it’s...
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“Should have got those damn glasses…”
– My mom regarding the 3D Michael Jackson special on the Grammys
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he's from another era
Dad: What was that performance? Who is that?
Me: Uh, Green Day?
Dad: You've heard of them?
Me: Ummm, yes.
Dad: I've never heard of them. How long have they been around?
Me: About 20 years.
Dad: That's not true.
(wikipedia'ed it)
Me: They formed in 1987.
January 2010
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all the single ladies...
My friend recently started a blog about dating. She’s really throwing herself out there, and I give her tons of credit for this.
She has met one guy so far, and apparently he was super awkward and let her talk the entire time. Yet, she still received a text from him afterwards asking for a second date. She’s giving him another shot tonight. I’m dying to hear how this turns out.
...
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“What really knocks me out is a book that when you’re done reading it, you wish...”
– ~Holden Caulfield, J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye. (via smoothope) (via quoters)
Perfect.
And, the feeling is mutual, J.D.
Subway Assholes 2: The Little Rushed Lady
annnna:
There you are, just paitiently waiting for the train. You see it coming and its a coincidence that it stops so the door is right infront of you. Awesome! Until the little rushed lady steps directly infront of you, blatantly doing a ”cut” which was an unspeakable crime in elementary school. You know the lady. She is short, barely 5 feet, slightly overweight, usually carrying one too many...
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Train Ramblings...
So, as I sit here on the train (the same 5:44 I take every night home from work) I notice the few people I see everyday.
Does anyone else experience this?
This also happens in the morning - except, suprisingly not the same crowd.
We always sit in the same car, too.
Sometimes I see them at various lunch spots in town. I want to say hi so badly, but then I remember that I don’t...
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Oh, Degrassi...
(904): i’m transferring to degrassi. i don’t care that it’s severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there’s no actual work and you can get out of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall.
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artonkels asked: If you could meet any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and what would you do with them?
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Michael Phelps: "This girls is sassy, give her a...
twentieslife:
spent the night at Mur mur with a bunch of friends, new friends and MICHAEL PHELPS.
Great night yet so tired,will update with details tomorrow :)
And sorry for my absence—the big surprise was a trip to Marco Island and a spa day, I’ll update about that and post pictures tomorrow but for now I’m off to bed, goodnight!
When I first read the title I was like “OMG someone...
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maz2am:
Daily Reality Show Quote:
“If Pauly isn’t getting a date then I don’t feel bad. He’s ridiculously, ridiculously, good looking”~ Vinny. Jersey Shore.
“Remember this: No one is looking at your imperfections; they’re all too busy...”
– Isaac Mizrahi (via littlemiss spanishcoffee)
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humor friday
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s
father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain
transfer to 10%for starters, explaining that even 10% was...
petite v. small
Coworker #1: We prefer to be called petite.
Harry (since you all know him by now): What are we? French?
dollar pool friday
Me (watching Harry write his name on his dolllar to put in): Harrison? Is that really your name?
Harry: Nope.
Me: Then why are you putting that down?
Harry: Just trying something new. I mean, it could be my name.
Me: Uh yeah, but, it's not.
Oh, Harry.
WatchI just feel like they’re judging me all the time
Just to add some smiles to your Friday morning.
“He’s a good looking guy, but looks can only take you so far.”
– The Hills (via dangmuch)
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“If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems...”
– Unknown (via aaisfor)
Restaurant week continues...
Del Frisco’s for lunch! The menu looks amazing.
http://www.centercityphila.org/life/rwmenus/delfriscosL.php
And, all for $20.
Hello, chocolate mousse. See YOU soon.
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